Betty L. Siegel was an author and president of Kennesaw State University. She was the first female president of the University System of Georgia. She served in that position for 25 years, making her the longest serving female president of a state university in the United States.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Seagate Castle","displaytitle":"Seagate Castle","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7440423","titles":{"canonical":"Seagate_Castle","normalized":"Seagate Castle","display":"Seagate Castle"},"pageid":25935363,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1f/Seagate_Castle%2C_entrance_doorway_and_pend%2C_Irvine.JPG/330px-Seagate_Castle%2C_entrance_doorway_and_pend%2C_Irvine.JPG","width":320,"height":239},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1f/Seagate_Castle%2C_entrance_doorway_and_pend%2C_Irvine.JPG","width":2288,"height":1712},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1251702540","tid":"29c25e9b-8ca1-11ef-98a1-b1d6e6fe17d3","timestamp":"2024-10-17T16:02:09Z","description":"Castle and townhouse in Irvine, North Ayrshire, Scotland","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seagate_Castle","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seagate_Castle?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seagate_Castle?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Seagate_Castle"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seagate_Castle","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Seagate_Castle","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seagate_Castle?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Seagate_Castle"}},"extract":"Seagate Castle is a castle and fortified town house in North Ayrshire, in the town of Irvine, close to the River Irvine, Scotland. The castle was formerly a stronghold, a town house, and later a dower house of the Montgomery Clan. The castle overlooks the oldest street in Irvine, which was once the main route between the town and the old harbour at Seagatefoot, which by 1606, was useless and abandoned due to silting. The remains of the castle are protected as a scheduled ancient monument.","extract_html":"
Seagate Castle is a castle and fortified town house in North Ayrshire, in the town of Irvine, close to the River Irvine, Scotland. The castle was formerly a stronghold, a town house, and later a dower house of the Montgomery Clan. The castle overlooks the oldest street in Irvine, which was once the main route between the town and the old harbour at Seagatefoot, which by 1606, was useless and abandoned due to silting. The remains of the castle are protected as a scheduled ancient monument.
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